但是这时候却有一个M国人喊道:“Come on, there are two people killing people here!”(快来人啊,这里有两个人杀人了!)
戚亦寒:“……”
韩粤:“……”
没有办法,戚亦寒只好对韩粤说:“报警吧。”韩粤便让他手下的人报了警。他们在原地等了好久却也不见M国警察来,于是前来围观的众人难免会有些不满:“Hey, what\'s the matter with you two! This is a dead man. Why didn\'t you call the police? Did you really kill this man and dare not call the police?”(哎,你们两个怎么回事!这都死人了,你们为什么还不报警?难道你们真的是杀了这个人而不敢报警?)
戚亦寒:“Everybody be quiet and listen to me first. My friend and I just came to do something, but we didn\'t expect to meet this matter here. We have called the police! If someone is in a hurry, we can be responsible for you!”(大家安静一下,先听我说。我和我的这位朋友只是来办点事情而已,却没有想到在这里遇到了这件事情,我们已报警!如果在场有人事情特别急的话,我们可以为你们负责!)之后又觉得不妥,又道:“Please trust the police, and at the same time please trust my character. The police will be here soon.”(请大家相信警察,同时也请相信我的人品。警察马上就会到的。)
但是这时候警察却到了他的面前对他说:“Is this your car, please?”(请问这是您的车吗?)戚亦寒看到警察指的那个车,正是韩粤平时买菜的专用车。韩粤看到了,刚想说“这是我的”的时候,戚亦寒却拦住了他,对警察说:“Yes, this is my car.”(没错,这是我的车。)
警察“Oh”了一声,之后又对戚亦寒说:“As this matter is of great importance, please come with us.”(因为这件事□□关重大,所以还请您跟我们走一趟。)之后戚亦寒还是没有憋住,指了指他们的人和韩粤,说:“These two people, one is driving just now, and the other is my friend. Excuse me, don\'t they have to go with you?”(这两个人,一个是刚才开车的,一个是我的朋友。请问他们两个还不用跟您走吗?)戚亦寒再次用实力证明了自己确实是有“职业病”。
警察脸上的表情有些尴尬,说道:“Oh, it was my negligence. So ...... Please three of you come with me.”(哦,是我疏忽了。那么……还请您三位跟我走一趟吧。)戚亦寒向韩粤做了一个“请”的手势,韩粤却还是面带笑容,地走了。
戚亦寒虽然是面带笑容,但是眉眼间却满是戾气。不过这警察倒是什么都不怕,却没想到不小心露出了他的大花臂,这让戚亦寒不得不说了句:“不干净。”他知道那警察听不懂,所以这才敢说的。谁料那警察下意识地说了句:“What?”(什么。)戚亦寒笑了笑,说:“It\'s nothing. If you have anything you want to ask, just ask it, and I will answer it truthfully.”(没什么。您有什么想问的就问吧,我如实回答就好。)这估计也是这警察在职这么多年,第一次看到这么听他话的了。
“What\'s it called? How old? Where people?”(叫什么?多少岁?哪里人?)
“Love Q.Twenty-eight years old, Z country.”(Love Q。二十八岁,Z国人。)
“Love Q?”
“Yes, this is my English name.”戚亦寒估计想到了这人待会儿肯定会问自己的中文名字,但是想了想却还是觉得不说了。
“When did you find the That corpse?”(你是什么时候发现那具尸体的?)
“Three fifty _ four p. m.”(下午三点五十四分。)
“According to the forensic doctor, the body died about an hour ago. So what were you doing an hour ago? Have you seen this body?”(据法医说,这具尸体大概是在一个小时之前死的。那么你一个小时之前在干什么?你见过这具尸体吗?)
“I can tell you responsibly an hour ago that I was on the plane, and I didn\'t even have a chance to contact him. Besides, this man is a pool of rotten meat after I saw him. If you ask me if I have seen him, you must tell me his name. And what is his itinerary, is it possible that other people killed him? Why don\'t you ask me?”(我一个小时之前我可以很负责任地告诉你,我是在飞机上,连接触他的机会都没有。而且这个人我看到之后就是一摊烂肉了,你要是问我见没见过他,总得告诉我他叫什么吧。而且他的行程是什么样的,有没有可能是其它人杀的,这些你怎么都不问我?)说完,低头暗暗骂了句,“傻|逼。”